Mini Brit?

Ok! Magazine is claiming that Brit Brit is having a little girl...okay, we all already heard that. THey are also saying tha Brit will be delivering the baby 8 days before her 9/22 due date via C-section on Sept. 14, the same day big brother Sean Preston was born a year ago. “Britney wants to raise the kids as twins,” a source close to the singer and her husband, Kevin Federline, tells OK!. “She thinks it will be totally cute to have their birthdays on the same day.” Dumbass, you can't be twins if you're a year apart....

More baby pics...

Hmm...she looks a lot like Chris Klein...I'm just saying...

Fashion Police

What is Mischa wearing, a plaid diaper??

Mini Heidi

Cute litte Leni out with hot mama Heidi L.A.

Fashion Police...

I think they look stupid. What's the point of sheer leggings? What's happened to Gwen? She looks like a drag queen.

Keira's shock

Keira Knightley was shocked and appalled when she found out that she had to pay a $4,000 VAT bill on a goody bag she received a charity dinner worth $12,000. The bag contained diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, a cashmere sweater and other luxury items.A friend said: "Keira had no idea new US tax laws mean American-based celebrities have to pay tax on free gifts. That's why the Oscars committee are axing goodie bags. I can't believe that she was so close last weekend and that I didn't stalk her down in my Lasik goggles...can't a girl get a break?

Double the trouble...

Sean “Diddy” Combs’ entourage is about to grow by two. G friend and mom of one son, Kim Porter is expecting twins. “They’re thrilled!” his rep confirms. He's started a dynasty!

Suri scares me...

Katie Couric showed the cover of tomorrow's Vanity Fair with Suri Cruise on the cover as she started her job on the CBS Evening News...she is one scary baby...expect a ton of pictures tomorrow...it looks like she's wearing a toupee, thoughts?

Hollywood Breakups...

Orlando Bloom and girlfriend of nearly four years, Kate Bosworth, have split,
Entertainment Tonight reports. Sources close to the pair tell ET that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the 23-year-old actress have decided to go their separate ways. (The couple’s rep could not be reached for comment.) Bloom, 29, is currently on location in Southern California shooting Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End.

Ashlee Simpson, 21, turned heads on September 2 at the NYC bar Don Hill’s, as she snuggled and kissed a cute guy in the hot spot’s VIP section. One big problem: He wasn’t Simpson’s guitarist and boyfriend of nearly a year, Braxton Olita; it was Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, 27. Indeed, Simpson’s rep tells Us Weekly that Simpson and Braxton “broke up about a week ago. They have decided to take a break.” A source close to Simpson tells Us, “Ashlee has been telling everyone that she’s over Braxton,” and adds that Wentz recently dumped girlfriend Michelle Trachtenberg in order to be with Simpson.

Been gone way to long

Back to L.A. last week for more eye surgery and finally home, computer's jacked at work...I hope I haven't lost all my readers, but here you go....

Posh is so not preggers, David just can't speak Spanish...Everyone was misreporting it today...the story from People...

The 31-year-old former English soccer captain had allegedly confirmed to a Spanish video paparazzo that his ex-Spice Girl wife, 32, was pregnant with their fourth child. The couple are already parents to sons Brooklyn, 7, Romeo, 3, and Cruz, 1.
A source tells PEOPLE that Beckham, who plays for the Real Madrid soccer team, was signing autographs and simply misunderstood what the female paparazzo was asking. He thought she was asking, in Spanish, how Victoria and the babies are, when in fact was asking how Victoria and the new baby are doing.
Still, a source close to the family says the couple, who divide their time between the Spanish capital and an English mansion - dubbed Beckingham Palace - north of London, plan to expand their brood.
"Victoria has always wanted a larger family and especially would like a sister for the boys, but the time is not right just yet," the source tells PEOPLE.
"She's doing designing work, there is a perfume, sunglasses and a TV show in the works," the friend says. "There is just too much going on for her to consider becoming pregnant at this time."

Emmy Fashion!

Sorry, y'all, been really busy at work so I haven't been able to blog too much. I'm never too busy for Emmy fashion!! Check it out...Heidi Klum looks awesome, Vanessa Minnillo terrible and a lot of so-so...Leave your comments and be honest!!

Are you kidding me??

Ashlee Simpson is going to be on Broadway?? According to Us Weekly, she has been offered the role of murderous Roxie Hart in the Broadway and London casts of the musical Chicago, a Simpson source confirms. “She will probably choose London,” says the source, who adds that she would start in October. (Earlier this year, Rita Wilson played the role in New York.) Though Simpson has NO experience in musical theater, she has been a backup dancer on her sis Jessica’s tour, and showed off her acting chops for two years with a role on 7th Heaven. A Chicago rep tells Us, “There is no confirmation at this time.” This is awful!!

Kate tells all...or a little bit....

According to this weeks US magazine,

Hudson— under wise PR advice, perhaps — has been steering clear of her Dupree costar, even canceling plans to attend the London premiere. In fact, the 27-year-old actress might be second-guessing her actions, wondering whether she traded a solid six-plus-year relationship for something less reliable. “Kate knows that Chris was a great husband and father, and questions what kind of future she would have with Owen,” says a source. “Owen has never been monogamous and Kate knows that.” By all accounts, it was Wilson’s sense of humor that won Hudson on the set of You, Me and Dupree last year. “At times I couldn’t look at him and not laugh,” she has said. The chemistry was obvious to anyone who saw them interact. They partied at NYC club Marquee and made out on a couch at a party in L.A. thrown by CAA agent Bryan Lourd, a witness says. Now the question is whether this was a fling or a relationship built to last.

Blah, I'm bored with this already.

Kate tells all...or a little bit....

According to this weeks US magazine,

Hudson— under wise PR advice, perhaps — has been steering clear of her Dupree costar, even canceling plans to attend the London premiere. In fact, the 27-year-old actress might be second-guessing her actions, wondering whether she traded a solid six-plus-year relationship for something less reliable. “Kate knows that Chris was a great husband and father, and questions what kind of future she would have with Owen,” says a source. “Owen has never been monogamous and Kate knows that.” By all accounts, it was Wilson’s sense of humor that won Hudson on the set of You, Me and Dupree last year. “At times I couldn’t look at him and not laugh,” she has said. The chemistry was obvious to anyone who saw them interact. They partied at NYC club Marquee and made out on a couch at a party in L.A. thrown by CAA agent Bryan Lourd, a witness says. Now the question is whether this was a fling or a relationship built to last.

Blah, I'm bored with this already.

I would have killed to see this!

Who knows if it is true, but it makes the best story. Backstage at the Teen Choice Awards, host Jessica Simpson asked old Brit Brit is she could kiss her pregnant belly, reports Us Weekly. The response?"Hell no!" said Spears. Hell no, can you believe it? I would die! "Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it," shares one witness.

I guess no baby...

Posh was out, boozing it up at London's Nobu on Tuesday. I guess no bun in the oven, at around 2:00 a.m. she hit the casion with her entourage. Becks wasn't there, but the latest joint collaboration between the pop star and her footballer hubby is his-and-hers fragrances called Intimately Beckham, which will begin selling in Britain Sept. 1. The picture is hot, even though the photoshopped a butt and about 20 pounds on to Posh.

Run, boys, run!!

Best buds Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong forgo their two-wheelers for an old fashion foot race Tuesday in Miami Beach, where the actor and cyclist have been vacationing.Matt was hanging out because he had hoped to star as Lance in a movie biopic, people are reporting that role has been given to Jake Gyllenhall. I bet Matt's pissed!!

What a little cutie

Guy Ritchie takes his mini-me son Rocco out ice-skating for his 6th birthday August 11 at the Queens Ice Bowl in London. It's been a month of birthdays for this family as mama Madonna hit number 48 yesterday.

Some girls get all the luck

A technicolor Petra Nemcova and boyfriend James Blunt head for a romp on the high seas with Penelope Cruz on her yacht in Ibiza, Spain. Oh yeah, well I went to Bonefish last night, that's still fun, right?

Kevin's broke...imagine that

This is so embarrasing for Kev, but he doesn't mind telling the entire world. According to Britain's The Mirror, KFed is broke...He made made $2million from US reality TV show Chaotic last year.
But he's gone through all his cash - blowing £200,000 on an engagement ring for Britney and £350,000 building a recording studio at their home in Malibu, California. But he's not a moocher, he won't take money from her, she only paid for 1/2 his Ferrari.
The former backing dancer said: "I don't get any money from my wife. I'm almost broke. As a man, as a male figure and a father, I wouldn't be happy sitting back and living off my wife's fortune.
I have to provide for my family. People gotta understand that I'm working, too, she's not the only one that's got things to do."

He told GQ magazine: "Britney thought she could play me. She was playing games and testing me to see where my head is at, see if she could get away with this or that, going out and partying." But he added: "We talked and got over it and that was that." And he says neither of them care about ego, they just love each other for who they really are.

Kevin defended Britney over the infamous blunder when she drove with their baby son Sean perched on her lap. He said: "Britney plays mamma real well. She's a very good mother. It's one of those things that comes naturally. What the magazines don't tell you about Britney driving is that Starbucks is a minute from the house. People don't know what it's like being chased by all those cars and if Britney feels like she gotta take the baby and put him on her lap and get out of there then so be it."

Kevin says he takes his responsibilities as a father seriously as well. "That's my number one priority, my children and it'll always be like that. You worry about what to do and what not to do, hoping and praying nothing ever goes wrong. That's part of being a parent but I have faith that my children are gonna be okay. They're still gonna have to go through the trials in life, they have to otherwise they'll grow up to be spoiled s***s and that ain't happening."

He doesn't smoke around Sean but is struggling to pack in. He said: "To me it's probably the equivalent of being addicted to heroin. I'm gonna try hypnotism. Matt Damon did it."

Kevin revealed that he spent eight hours in agony having a tattoo designed by his wife put on his back.

Are you kidding me? This is the stupidest interview, ever!!

Scary Pictures...

Perez Hilton and Popsugar are showing these pics of LLo and her mama Dinah...umm, what is there to say about them? Check out the crazy mother/daughter antics, the whiskey, and the large bag of powdery substance in the background. This explains a lot!!

She's not engaged, y'all...

In an interview to People Magazine, Jen wants to set some stuff straight....She is not engaged!! "I'm not engaged and I don't have a ring and I haven't been proposed to," Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. "Normally we don't even acknowledge these things because they're endless, at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they're getting angry. "My dad calls and he says, 'Honey, it's on the CNN crawl,' and I'm going, 'Wait a second!' When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, 'This is insane.' People are getting fed a lot of bull." As for the recent report detailing Vaughn’s alleged proposal aboard a private jet following a Mexico vacation in late June, Aniston says she had to laugh. "It's so funny, with Vince, it's like the joke we had. I said, 'Okay, so you're on a romantic location. You've got the beach, you've got the sunset, but no, no, you're going to wait for an airplane ride,' " she says. "'First of all, are you going to try and curb my fear of flying? Are you trying to trap me on a plane?'" As for her relationship with Vaughn, whom she met last year while filming The Break-Up, "We're just being," Aniston says. "We're having a good time." So, as reported, no wedding on the beach? No white dress? "No," she says, with a laugh. "I mean, it couldn't be more of a 'No.' " Aniston says she was moved to speak once the reports were picked up widely by mainstream media. "I don't feed into that," she says of the steady stream of rumors about her personal life. "We (her friends) don't talk about it. We don't hash it out because it's not true. The only reason I'm saying something is because if we're listening to the news, we're supposed to be believing in the news,” she says. "Tabloids are going to lie all the time. You’re prepared for that. But it's the news. And you think, 'Well, we need to trust what our newscasters are saying when we have this horrific situation that's actually taking place in the world, I mean, we are getting reported the truth, right?' "The American people need to believe (the news)," Aniston says. "Please. Get it together. So that's all."

Such good Friends...

These girls should open a counseling serive. Courtney Cox is working her best-friend magic on another pal in need: Sheryl Crow. “She’s pretty easy to be friends with,” Cox told Us on August 14. Crooner Sheryl is still pretty upset, according to UsWeekly, “She broke things off to test Lance and it backfired. Now he is happier without her and she is depressed.” Crow’s rep claims This isn’t true.” Cox, says the source, “plays the mother to all of her friends.” And with Aniston happily engaged to Vince Vaughn and no longer in need of support, “Sheryl took Jen’s place.” Most recently, Crow joined Cox on a family vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on the weekend of August 4. And Cox, 42, even recently set Crow up on a date with a director pal. “They went out a few times,” says the source. “It’s nothing serious. Sheryl keeps saying [to Cox], ‘He is not Lance.’” And when Cox herself needs advice, Crow can return the favor. She tells Us, “I can go to my mom and Jennifer and Sheryl.” Well, aren't they the cutest Friends.