Salacious Gossip and Hearsay

Mini Brit?

2006-09-06T17:41:00.000-05:00

Ok! Magazine is claiming that Brit Brit is having a little girl...okay, we all already heard that. THey are also saying tha Brit will be delivering the baby 8 days before her 9/22 due date via C-section on Sept. 14, the same day big brother Sean Preston was born a year ago. “Britney wants to raise the kids as twins,” a source close to the singer and her husband, Kevin Federline, tells OK!. “She thinks it will be totally cute to have their birthdays on the same day.” Dumbass, you can't be twins if you're a year apart....

More baby pics...

2006-09-06T17:35:00.000-05:00

Hmm...she looks a lot like Chris Klein...I'm just saying...

Fashion Police

2006-09-06T17:30:00.000-05:00

What is Mischa wearing, a plaid diaper??

Mini Heidi

2006-09-05T21:53:00.000-05:00

Cute litte Leni out with hot mama Heidi L.A.

Fashion Police...

2006-09-05T21:48:00.000-05:00

I think they look stupid. What's the point of sheer leggings? What's happened to Gwen? She looks like a drag queen.

Keira's shock

2006-09-05T21:46:00.000-05:00

Keira Knightley was shocked and appalled when she found out that she had to pay a $4,000 VAT bill on a goody bag she received a charity dinner worth $12,000. The bag contained diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, a cashmere sweater and other luxury items.A friend said: "Keira had no idea new US tax laws mean American-based celebrities have to pay tax on free gifts. That's why the Oscars committee are axing goodie bags. I can't believe that she was so close last weekend and that I didn't stalk her down in my Lasik goggles...can't a girl get a break?

Double the trouble...

2006-09-05T21:45:00.000-05:00

Sean “Diddy” Combs’ entourage is about to grow by two. G friend and mom of one son, Kim Porter is expecting twins. “They’re thrilled!” his rep confirms. He's started a dynasty!

Suri scares me...

2006-09-05T21:40:00.000-05:00

Katie Couric showed the cover of tomorrow's Vanity Fair with Suri Cruise on the cover as she started her job on the CBS Evening News...she is one scary baby...expect a ton of pictures tomorrow...it looks like she's wearing a toupee, thoughts?

Hollywood Breakups...

2006-09-05T21:38:00.000-05:00

Orlando Bloom and girlfriend of nearly four years, Kate Bosworth, have split,
Entertainment Tonight reports. Sources close to the pair tell ET that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the 23-year-old actress have decided to go their separate ways. (The couple’s rep could not be reached for comment.) Bloom, 29, is currently on location in Southern California shooting Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End.

Ashlee Simpson, 21, turned heads on September 2 at the NYC bar Don Hill’s, as she snuggled and kissed a cute guy in the hot spot’s VIP section. One big problem: He wasn’t Simpson’s guitarist and boyfriend of nearly a year, Braxton Olita; it was Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, 27. Indeed, Simpson’s rep tells Us Weekly that Simpson and Braxton “broke up about a week ago. They have decided to take a break.” A source close to Simpson tells Us, “Ashlee has been telling everyone that she’s over Braxton,” and adds that Wentz recently dumped girlfriend Michelle Trachtenberg in order to be with Simpson.

Been gone way to long

2006-09-05T21:34:00.000-05:00

Back to L.A. last week for more eye surgery and finally home, computer's jacked at work...I hope I haven't lost all my readers, but here you go....

Posh is so not preggers, David just can't speak Spanish...Everyone was misreporting it today...the story from People...

The 31-year-old former English soccer captain had allegedly confirmed to a Spanish video paparazzo that his ex-Spice Girl wife, 32, was pregnant with their fourth child. The couple are already parents to sons Brooklyn, 7, Romeo, 3, and Cruz, 1.
A source tells PEOPLE that Beckham, who plays for the Real Madrid soccer team, was signing autographs and simply misunderstood what the female paparazzo was asking. He thought she was asking, in Spanish, how Victoria and the babies are, when in fact was asking how Victoria and the new baby are doing.
Still, a source close to the family says the couple, who divide their time between the Spanish capital and an English mansion - dubbed Beckingham Palace - north of London, plan to expand their brood.
"Victoria has always wanted a larger family and especially would like a sister for the boys, but the time is not right just yet," the source tells PEOPLE.
"She's doing designing work, there is a perfume, sunglasses and a TV show in the works," the friend says. "There is just too much going on for her to consider becoming pregnant at this time."

Emmy Fashion!

2006-08-27T21:51:00.000-05:00

2006-08-27T21:44:00.000-05:00

Sorry, y'all, been really busy at work so I haven't been able to blog too much. I'm never too busy for Emmy fashion!! Check it out...Heidi Klum looks awesome, Vanessa Minnillo terrible and a lot of so-so...Leave your comments and be honest!!

Are you kidding me??

2006-08-23T13:01:00.000-05:00

Ashlee Simpson is going to be on Broadway?? According to Us Weekly, she has been offered the role of murderous Roxie Hart in the Broadway and London casts of the musical Chicago, a Simpson source confirms. “She will probably choose London,” says the source, who adds that she would start in October. (Earlier this year, Rita Wilson played the role in New York.) Though Simpson has NO experience in musical theater, she has been a backup dancer on her sis Jessica’s tour, and showed off her acting chops for two years with a role on 7th Heaven. A Chicago rep tells Us, “There is no confirmation at this time.” This is awful!!

Kate tells all...or a little bit....

2006-08-23T12:52:00.001-05:00

According to this weeks US magazine,

Hudson— under wise PR advice, perhaps — has been steering clear of her Dupree costar, even canceling plans to attend the London premiere. In fact, the 27-year-old actress might be second-guessing her actions, wondering whether she traded a solid six-plus-year relationship for something less reliable. “Kate knows that Chris was a great husband and father, and questions what kind of future she would have with Owen,” says a source. “Owen has never been monogamous and Kate knows that.” By all accounts, it was Wilson’s sense of humor that won Hudson on the set of You, Me and Dupree last year. “At times I couldn’t look at him and not laugh,” she has said. The chemistry was obvious to anyone who saw them interact. They partied at NYC club Marquee and made out on a couch at a party in L.A. thrown by CAA agent Bryan Lourd, a witness says. Now the question is whether this was a fling or a relationship built to last.

Blah, I'm bored with this already.

Kate tells all...or a little bit....

2006-08-23T12:52:00.000-05:00

I would have killed to see this!

2006-08-23T11:15:00.000-05:00

Who knows if it is true, but it makes the best story. Backstage at the Teen Choice Awards, host Jessica Simpson asked old Brit Brit is she could kiss her pregnant belly, reports Us Weekly. The response?"Hell no!" said Spears. Hell no, can you believe it? I would die! "Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it," shares one witness.

I guess no baby...

2006-08-23T11:06:00.000-05:00

Posh was out, boozing it up at London's Nobu on Tuesday. I guess no bun in the oven, at around 2:00 a.m. she hit the casion with her entourage. Becks wasn't there, but the latest joint collaboration between the pop star and her footballer hubby is his-and-hers fragrances called Intimately Beckham, which will begin selling in Britain Sept. 1. The picture is hot, even though the photoshopped a butt and about 20 pounds on to Posh.

Run, boys, run!!

2006-08-23T10:59:00.000-05:00

Best buds Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong forgo their two-wheelers for an old fashion foot race Tuesday in Miami Beach, where the actor and cyclist have been vacationing.Matt was hanging out because he had hoped to star as Lance in a movie biopic, people are reporting that role has been given to Jake Gyllenhall. I bet Matt's pissed!!

What a little cutie

2006-08-17T07:30:00.000-05:00

Guy Ritchie takes his mini-me son Rocco out ice-skating for his 6th birthday August 11 at the Queens Ice Bowl in London. It's been a month of birthdays for this family as mama Madonna hit number 48 yesterday.

Some girls get all the luck

2006-08-17T07:27:00.000-05:00

A technicolor Petra Nemcova and boyfriend James Blunt head for a romp on the high seas with Penelope Cruz on her yacht in Ibiza, Spain. Oh yeah, well I went to Bonefish last night, that's still fun, right?

Kevin's broke...imagine that

2006-08-17T07:16:00.000-05:00

This is so embarrasing for Kev, but he doesn't mind telling the entire world. According to Britain's The Mirror, KFed is broke...He made made $2million from US reality TV show Chaotic last year.
But he's gone through all his cash - blowing £200,000 on an engagement ring for Britney and £350,000 building a recording studio at their home in Malibu, California. But he's not a moocher, he won't take money from her, she only paid for 1/2 his Ferrari.
The former backing dancer said: "I don't get any money from my wife. I'm almost broke. As a man, as a male figure and a father, I wouldn't be happy sitting back and living off my wife's fortune.
I have to provide for my family. People gotta understand that I'm working, too, she's not the only one that's got things to do."

He told GQ magazine: "Britney thought she could play me. She was playing games and testing me to see where my head is at, see if she could get away with this or that, going out and partying." But he added: "We talked and got over it and that was that." And he says neither of them care about ego, they just love each other for who they really are.

Kevin defended Britney over the infamous blunder when she drove with their baby son Sean perched on her lap. He said: "Britney plays mamma real well. She's a very good mother. It's one of those things that comes naturally. What the magazines don't tell you about Britney driving is that Starbucks is a minute from the house. People don't know what it's like being chased by all those cars and if Britney feels like she gotta take the baby and put him on her lap and get out of there then so be it."

Kevin says he takes his responsibilities as a father seriously as well. "That's my number one priority, my children and it'll always be like that. You worry about what to do and what not to do, hoping and praying nothing ever goes wrong. That's part of being a parent but I have faith that my children are gonna be okay. They're still gonna have to go through the trials in life, they have to otherwise they'll grow up to be spoiled s***s and that ain't happening."

He doesn't smoke around Sean but is struggling to pack in. He said: "To me it's probably the equivalent of being addicted to heroin. I'm gonna try hypnotism. Matt Damon did it."

Kevin revealed that he spent eight hours in agony having a tattoo designed by his wife put on his back.

Are you kidding me? This is the stupidest interview, ever!!

Scary Pictures...

2006-08-17T06:57:00.000-05:00

Perez Hilton and Popsugar are showing these pics of LLo and her mama Dinah...umm, what is there to say about them? Check out the crazy mother/daughter antics, the whiskey, and the large bag of powdery substance in the background. This explains a lot!!

She's not engaged, y'all...

2006-08-17T06:19:00.000-05:00

In an interview to People Magazine, Jen wants to set some stuff straight....She is not engaged!! "I'm not engaged and I don't have a ring and I haven't been proposed to," Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. "Normally we don't even acknowledge these things because they're endless, at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they're getting angry. "My dad calls and he says, 'Honey, it's on the CNN crawl,' and I'm going, 'Wait a second!' When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, 'This is insane.' People are getting fed a lot of bull." As for the recent report detailing Vaughn’s alleged proposal aboard a private jet following a Mexico vacation in late June, Aniston says she had to laugh. "It's so funny, with Vince, it's like the joke we had. I said, 'Okay, so you're on a romantic location. You've got the beach, you've got the sunset, but no, no, you're going to wait for an airplane ride,' " she says. "'First of all, are you going to try and curb my fear of flying? Are you trying to trap me on a plane?'" As for her relationship with Vaughn, whom she met last year while filming The Break-Up, "We're just being," Aniston says. "We're having a good time." So, as reported, no wedding on the beach? No white dress? "No," she says, with a laugh. "I mean, it couldn't be more of a 'No.' " Aniston says she was moved to speak once the reports were picked up widely by mainstream media. "I don't feed into that," she says of the steady stream of rumors about her personal life. "We (her friends) don't talk about it. We don't hash it out because it's not true. The only reason I'm saying something is because if we're listening to the news, we're supposed to be believing in the news,” she says. "Tabloids are going to lie all the time. You’re prepared for that. But it's the news. And you think, 'Well, we need to trust what our newscasters are saying when we have this horrific situation that's actually taking place in the world, I mean, we are getting reported the truth, right?' "The American people need to believe (the news)," Aniston says. "Please. Get it together. So that's all."

Such good Friends...

2006-08-16T14:01:00.000-05:00

These girls should open a counseling serive. Courtney Cox is working her best-friend magic on another pal in need: Sheryl Crow. “She’s pretty easy to be friends with,” Cox told Us on August 14. Crooner Sheryl is still pretty upset, according to UsWeekly, “She broke things off to test Lance and it backfired. Now he is happier without her and she is depressed.” Crow’s rep claims This isn’t true.” Cox, says the source, “plays the mother to all of her friends.” And with Aniston happily engaged to Vince Vaughn and no longer in need of support, “Sheryl took Jen’s place.” Most recently, Crow joined Cox on a family vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on the weekend of August 4. And Cox, 42, even recently set Crow up on a date with a director pal. “They went out a few times,” says the source. “It’s nothing serious. Sheryl keeps saying [to Cox], ‘He is not Lance.’” And when Cox herself needs advice, Crow can return the favor. She tells Us, “I can go to my mom and Jennifer and Sheryl.” Well, aren't they the cutest Friends.

Meeting of the minds...

2006-08-16T11:33:00.000-05:00

Allegedly Kate Hudson and Jennifer Aniston had an emotional meeting last night. They discussed public breakups and how hard they are. Well, Jennifer would know. Pictures are fuzzy.Wow, they would be a hot couple if they got together!

She's not bringing sexyback...

2006-08-16T11:30:00.000-05:00

Last week, a photographer yelled at Ms. Ritchie...“Nicole, you look disgusting. Gain some f—cking weight!” A little while later, a shaken Nicolewalked right up to the photographer’s window and, in tears, verbally confronted him. Richie told UsWeekly, “You don’t scream at people that they are overweight, so what makes people think that they have the right to scream at me that I am underweight? It’s upsetting and mean. I am not anorexic. At the moment, I was just sick of everyone constantly bothering me about how I look. I walked up to the photographer and told him, ‘What if I really had anorexia? What if I had a disease? How would you feel about saying such horrible things?’ He probably just wanted to get a rise out of me, but I’m a human being and he hurt my feelings.” Well, Nicole, it wouldn't hurt to eat a sandwich.

Could this be true??

2006-08-16T11:03:00.000-05:00

US weekly with some sizzling scandal...according to the mag...Kate and Owen are a couple!! On August 14, Kate Hudson announced that she was separating from Chris Robinson, her husband of five and a half years. There rumors that they have been on the outs all summer – she never visited him during his current U.S. tour – multiple sources confirm to Us that Hudson’s burgeoning relationship with actor Owen Wilson was the main catalyst for the split. Of course, Kate's rep had "no comment" A lawyer for Wilson tells Us in a statement, “[Anything] that suggests that the separation of Ms. Hudson was caused by Mr. Wilson…is absolutely false.”) Meanwhile, sources tell Us that Kate shacked up with Owen at his house.“This is not a fling,” says a source close to the couple. “Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That’s why] she wants her marriage to be over.” Three days before the split, a Wilson source told Us, “Owen is not-so-secretly hoping she will leave Chris so they wouldn’t have to hide. He is falling for her.”

Knocked up?

2006-08-15T14:57:00.000-05:00

We all know that Posh and Becks are trying for another kid. However, some people are saying that she's already knocked up! It wouldn't take much for a bump to show. I guess we're on alert, now. The Beckhams arrive in Nice, France yesterday, where they are staying in Bono's house. Skinny bitches get all the luck!

Posh and Becks meet Suri!

2006-08-15T14:56:00.000-05:00

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in Salt Lake City to watch soccer superstar David Beckham play soccer during an an exhibition match with Real Madrid. Just last week, it was reported that proud parents Tom and Katie invited David and Victoria Beckham to meet baby Suri at their home in LA. One alien meets another!

Daycare is for the Pitts

2006-08-15T14:36:00.000-05:00

Word has it in a Page Six story that Brad Pitt has begun dropping off his and Angelina's adopted son and daughter, Maddox and Zahara, at the studio's regular old day care center every day while he goes a-filming his "Ocean's 13" flick. Why do they go to daycare? Where's Shiloh? Don't they have a bevy of nannies to handle the kiddies?

Horny Prince Harry

2006-08-15T14:32:00.000-05:00

I have been out of town and then having major techinical problems with blogger...anyway, I've been dying to post this all day...from the Sun, Princes William and Harry hugged drunkenly for the camera during a booze-fuelled night out with chums. Royal heir William, 24, looked dazed and wide-eyed as the flash went off — while brother Harry leered merrily over his shoulder.
Harry was also snapped canoodling with pretty blonde Natalie Pinkham, while saucily groping her BOOB with one hand.Meanwhile William was caught trying a more “tactful” approach with another party girl as they chatted in the background. The fun-loving shots were taken in a trendy London nightclub. What would Di say about this??

The Royal family has demanded that The Sun correct their story. They claim the picture is three years old.

Engaged, Finally!!!

2006-08-09T10:00:00.000-05:00

US Weekly is reporting that these lovebirds have finally made it official. More details to come, but for now... Vince Vaughnpopped the question to his girlfriend of one year, Jennifer Aniston. “They’re engaged!” a friend of the couple’s tells Us, “Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal.” On June 27, as the couple returned home on a private Gulfstream jet to L.A. after a romantic, nine-day vacation at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ $25 million coastal retreat near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, the actor nervously got down on bended knee. At that moment, he asked for Aniston’s hand in marriage – with, say sources, a substantial diamond ring. “He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept,” says the source. “But he knew he was leaving town [to film Into the Wild in South Dakota] for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.” The ring is bigger than the one Brad gave, which he designed himself and I always thought was ugly. Can't wait for more details. Don't hate, BAMZS lovers.

Not a homeless person,

2006-08-09T09:52:00.000-05:00

No, it's just 1/2 of the richest Hollywood twins, ever. Mary-Kate Olsen to be exact. If she added some meat to those bones she wouldn't have to wear winter clothes already.

Daddy duty...

2006-08-08T23:00:00.000-05:00

Jack Black swings his one-month-old son during an outing in Santa Monica on Saturday. I don't know his name, but he sure is a cutie!!

The MTV cuse continues...

2006-08-08T22:57:00.000-05:00

Travis and Shanna, the Barkers are no more. "I can confirm that Travis filed this morning," Barker's rep, Dvora Vener, tells PEOPLE. Through her publicist, Moakler tells PEOPLE, "My only concern right now is for the welfare and best interests of my children."Barker, 30, and Moakler, 31, were married in a Gothic ceremony on Halloween eve in 2004. The theme of the wedding was Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.They have two children: son Landon, 2, and daughter Alabama, 7 months. Moakler also has a daughter, Atiana, 7, from a previous relationship with Oscar de la Hoya.

Lettuce it does a body not-so good.

2006-08-08T15:19:00.000-05:00

Kate Bosworth dined at trendy Hollywood restaurant Magnolia on Saturday with four girlfriends -- including pop singer Jewel and their stylist Jessica Paster.According to TMZ, she had cigarettes and bottled water, followed by a heaping bowl of bread. Bosworth finished off the course with a wedge of iceberg lettuce. Healthy.

Gay lovin'

2006-08-08T15:14:00.000-05:00

Lance Bass stops by ex-bandmate JC Chasez's 30th birthday party in West Hollywood on Sunday. Bass, who attended with boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl, caught up with bandmates and partied hard. Good for him, I'm so glad he's out and happy.

Nic and Isa shop

2006-08-08T15:03:00.000-05:00

Nicole Kidman was spotted walking hand in hand with her 13-year-old daughter Isabella Cruise this past Sunday. The mother-daughter duo enjoyed some bonding time together and shopped at Fred Segal Clothing in Santa Monica. See, she does love her children!!

Posh in plaid...

2006-08-08T14:53:00.000-05:00

Posh took her new, real, hair out in public to watch Madonna perform on August 4th. I was getting tired of the old hair extensions, but they were soo Posh...Why the sudden chop? Word on the net is that she went through the drastic change, because she's about to become Burberry's new covergirl. Watch this space, I LOVE those Beckhams!!

We can see Suri??

2006-08-08T14:49:00.000-05:00

A spokesperson for Tom Cruise said that pictures of Suri Cruise will be released to the media very shortly. It's been nearly 4 months and there's still no sighting of the Cruise offspring. Several have claimed they have seen her and tell us she's "the most beautiful baby in the universe." There have been rumors that Tom hasn't taken her out, because he's afraid of kidnapping threats.His spokesperson dispels all those rumors. He said, "He hasn't been reluctant," spokesman Arnold Robinson tells the Scoop. "They will be making a decision to release the photographs [of Suri] shortly." Will the pics be released to a single or few media outlets, or will it be a general release? "That's part of the decision they'll be making shortly."

LC is single...

2006-08-08T14:39:00.000-05:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Laguna Beach alum Lauren Conrad has ended her relationship with idiot mubler Jason Wahler. Conrad tells Us, "Yes it is true, Jason and I are no longer together, but out of respect for his privacy I am not going to discuss the details of the breakup. Even though I am on a reality based show and I live much of my life in a fish bowl, I think anyone would understand that I need to keep some of my life private." Sources tell Us that Conrad dumped Wahler because he was being a manwhore. Plus,"She wanted to focus on school and her career and was ready to move on. She feels really good about her decision," says a friend. A second source adds she had a JASON tattoo covered up at the Hart & Huntington tattoo parlor at the Palms Casino resort last weekend when she and fellow Hills star Heidi Montag were visiting Sin City.

There must be something in the water, because L.C.'s nemisis, Kristin Cavallari has broken up with beau Brody Jenner. A source says they split because “they fought a lot.” Jenner who works as a music producer with stepdad David Foster tells Us, “It was mutual.”

I give up...

2006-08-08T14:32:00.000-05:00

This stupid couple can't seem to stay apart. Kate Moss is so hot and appeared to have her life back together, but she's back with that loser Pete...They were spotted together at the Rhythm Festival in England over the weekend. They arrived ini Kate's chauffeur-driven Range Rover.
"They got out of the car and held hands as they walked to the VIP area - laughing and touching each other the whole time," recounts one spywitness. "They were acting like a couple of honeymooners. They were kissing passionately and didn't leave each other's side all night." Gross, gross, gross! I can't like Kate if she continues to do this dude...

Tori's struggles

2006-08-08T14:18:00.000-05:00

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott spread goodwill at the Much Love Animal Rescue celebrity fund-raiser in Malibu on Saturday. The actress, who will inherit less than $1 million from her late father Aaron's estate, is trying to produce a a documentary on the TV mogul, scheduled to air in the fall, but is running into trouble with her mama. Tori was to have served both as host and executive producer of the ABC tribute, according to a source who talked to People, "All of his (Aaron's) stars had signed on and some interviews had already been taped. … But Candy wouldn't release the clips of his shows because Tori was involved in the project. She had it killed." Candy Spelling's representative, Kevin Sasaki, confirmed to PEOPLE that she had "talked to ABC about releasing the clips for the tribute," but denies that Candy stopped the show. Instead, he says, "she didn't feel the timing was right … since the Emmys were doing a big tribute to her husband around the same time." He added, "She had nothing to do with this except that she was asked to release the clips and she didn't think it was the right time, so she turned them down."

Hot guys in the city...

2006-08-08T13:51:00.000-05:00

Brad Pitt and George Clooney are looking hot filming Oceans 13 in L.A. and Vegas. I can't wait for this movie, but it better not pull BAMZS apart!!

Model family...

2006-08-07T16:48:00.000-05:00

Rachel Weisz and her adoreable baby, Henry Chance, out and about in NYC last weekend. Could you get any more gorgeous?? They totally deserve a medal, why can't Brit-Brit follow suit?

Could JLO be any more obvious??

2006-08-07T13:53:00.000-05:00

Jennifer Lopez suddenly dropped out of the movie Dallas. The much hyped movie has had so many names attached to it as well as multiple directors. Now J Lo is the latest to leave and while some speculated it was due to a possible pregnancy--recent bikini photos of a flat stomach ended that rumor. Page Six reports the reason is that John Travolta is basically a has-been and it sounds like J Lo is too good for the role. We just thought it was funny so enjoy the banter below. Page Six reports: JENNIFER Lopez isn't saying why she suddenly left the cast of "Dallas" - but an industry insider tells us there are two very big reasons - a subpar script and the less-than-strapping John Travolta, who was to play J.R. Ewing opposite J.Lo's Sue Ellen. "The script sucks," our source says. "And John Travolta? If it had been a man's man like Ed Harris or Tommy Lee Jones . . . but you don't just go from doing 'Hairspray' to 'Dallas.' "

Random obervation of the day...

2006-08-07T13:44:00.000-05:00

I think she's beautiful, but Vanessa Minnillo has a huge head for her body. It's hard to see here, but I'll find a better pic...

Brangelina drifting apart??

2006-08-07T13:39:00.000-05:00

Brad Pitt is back at work and some say he's neglecting Angelina and the kids. Brad is currently shooting Ocean's 13 in Los Angeles and Las Vegas and although he said he keeps contact with his family via podcasts, others say that he isn't being his usual self. Brad hardly spends time with his family and when he does have downtime, he is usually messing around with his bike or hangs with friends.A source close to Angie said: "He's out with friends and doesn't bother to call. I don't understand why he feels committed to seeing so many people." Wow, I didn't see this coming, I thought she'd be the distant one...we'll have to wait and see...

Posh to start eating!!

2006-08-07T13:35:00.000-05:00

David Beckham has asked his wife to put on some weight and get healthy. He wants to try for a fourth child and needs his oven to be in tip-top-shape. According to friends, she usually keeps a strict diet of just vegetables and very little carbs, but agreed to pack on the pounds and will devour chips and other fatty foods.A source said: "David has pleaded with her in the past to put on weight, but now he's finally taken serious action and given her a diet plan to ensure that she fattens up. Victoria's agreed to go along with it because she and David are happier than ever at the moment and also because she is desperate to conceive. After having three sons, who they love dearly, both of them would absolutely love a little girl to dote on." This shouldn't be so hard, all she needs to do to gain weight is just eat anything, just a few bites of anything is all it would take!!

She's back!!

2006-08-07T13:33:00.000-05:00

Look at our Jordan, back and beautiful! We haven't seen much of her since her unfortunate miscarriage, but it's great to see her whorish face!

Gwyneth is deluded...

2006-08-07T13:30:00.000-05:00

Gwyneth thinks she's a porker...She gave birth to Moses Martin only 4 months ago, but she's already worried since the fat isn't going away. She recently told a friend: "My stomach is rippling, my breasts don't feel good. I've been trying to work out. I want to do something about it." The friend suggested she have post-pregnancy surgery to get rid of the extra weight. Reportedly, she has visited a doctor in NYC to go under the knife. Please, here she is shopping 2 weeks ago....check her fierce shoes.

Help a girl out...

2006-08-07T13:24:00.000-05:00

Britney looks worse and worse these days...What kind of God-forsaken outfit is she wearing?? She picked up a few baby dolls sparking rumors that the bun in the oven is a mini-Brit...Here she is shopping at Toy Crazy in Malibu, CA. 90265.

Jenna in wax....

2006-08-07T09:35:00.000-05:00

Porn star Jenna Jameson strikes a pose with her body double during the recent unveiling of her wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas's Venetian Hotel and Casino. Rumor has it that she has been canoodling with Dave Navarro. Jenna just sold her porn empire to Playboy and has been househunting near Dave...that's a hot couple!

Suri's Gorgeous!

2006-07-27T11:55:00.000-05:00

It's been like 100 days since she was born but Jada and Will have allegedly hung with Suri Cruise. "She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life," Jada tells People. "She's an absolute beauty and she's Daddy's little girl." They've visited not once, but twice, both times at Cruise and Holmes's Beverly Hills mansion. "She's beautiful and they're very happy and they need to be left alone. She's the cutest little baby. She's got a head full of black, beautiful hair." And how are mom and dad doing? Cruise is "excellent" and Holmes is "a great mom and she's loving every single second of it." Earlier this month, another famous friend, King of Queens star Leah Remini, says she's seen Suri and she "looks like Tom and Katie. She's just beautiful." Yeah, but no regular people, just the crazy brainwashed group who think Tom's normal...Scary, this baby is sooo not real!

Lindsay hospitalized...again!

2006-07-26T16:08:00.000-05:00

LLO was taken from the set of her film Georgia Rule to a local hospital. Lindsay's publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, says the treatment was for "overheating" as she filmed 12 hours straight in 110 degree heat. She was driven by private car to the hospital and was given a B-12 shot. She stayed several hours before being released. That girl needs a hospital more than anyone I have ever known.

Harry loves Chelsy

2006-07-26T15:36:00.000-05:00

The Prince at a polo match yesterday at Windsor--ahh, I love Windsor! Girlfriend Chelsy Davy met up with him for a ciggie break. The British press is making a to-do about the size of the buldge in his pants. Windsor. An onlooker scowled, "Some blokes have all the luck. Chelsy must be a very happy girl."

Sucks for Tori...

2006-07-26T12:31:00.000-05:00

Tori Spelling is cut off!!! If things weren't ugly enough between her her mother, this is a whole new level. Apparently Candy Spelling has cut her only daughter out of Aaron Spelling's will. Aaron's estate is said to be worth almost $500 million and Tori is only receiving 0.16% of that. That mean she's only getting $200k plus $600k she has in investments.A source said: "I believe Candy had a lot to do with what was left for Tori." I could make it a long time on that, but it seems like little Tori is having a hard time. Do you think old hubby will stick around?

This sucks for Jessica...

2006-07-26T12:26:00.000-05:00

I have always been on Team Lachey, but this time I'm feeling for Jessica. It seems that Nick and Vanessa's relationship is so popular that people are recording their every moves and poor Jessica can read all about them. Like this date at Butter in NYC--Fergie, I know you love it there--Nick and Vanessa chatted it up with Russell Simmons before Vanessa danced on the banquet to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" and "Gasolina." When Jay-Z's "99 Problems" came on at around 12:45 a.m., Minnillo indulged Lachey in what would be the first of several lap dances. Shortly thereafter, she was up on the banquet again, dancing with Jamie-Lynn Sigler--wasn't she one of Jessica's best friends???-- to the Jackson 5's "Want You Back" and "Sweet Home Alabama." When Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" came on, Vanessa settled into Nick's lap and sang it to him. Ouch, it would suck to hear about every move like that. Feeling for Jess, here!

You would know those lips anywhere!

2006-07-26T12:21:00.000-05:00

Little Shiloh has already graced the cover of magazines and now she's been enshrined in another place of celebrity exhaultation. Shiloh is the first wax infant that Madame Tussauds has ever done. Fergie and all the NYC girls, y'all should go check her out!! " Even though she's just a few months old, Shiloh is already an iconic figure in world popular culture," says Madame Tussauds general manager Janine DiGioacchino. And to honor Shiloh's parents' commitment to charity, while the exhibit lasts Madame Tussauds will give $1 to UNICEF for every Pitt-Jolie family photo that visitors buy. "We are proud to follow Angelina's and Brad's good example by donating to UNICEF – an organization dedicated to preserving children's rights around the world," DiGioacchino says.

Good for Lance

2006-07-26T12:16:00.000-05:00

As a fellow Mississippian and friend of Lance--well, let's face it, really friend of his friends, but I've hung with him, he bought me Penny Pitchers at the Gin hung out at the sorority house and attended lingiere and bachelorette parties with me--good for him for coming out in his own way. Other blogs berated him and living a public life and being "outed" like that must be terrible. I stand by Lance and hope he and Reichen are happy. Check out People for the details...I'm cool leaving it with an "I support Lance" stance.

Having major blogging problems...

2006-07-26T11:33:00.000-05:00

I'm trying, y'all!!

R&B Baby Rumors!

2006-07-26T11:14:00.000-05:00

Ashanti is rumored to be four months pregnant. The R&B singer has been linked to Nelly for the last three years and the rapper is said to be the father of the child. There are some sources who believe the father of the alleged love child is Irv Gotti, the head of Ashanti’s record label, the Inc. Gotti and Ashanti dated briefly.

Kelly Rowland has reportedly announced her own pregnancy to the London Mirror’s 3AM girls. The former Destiny’s Child member said, "It's kind of a bittersweet feeling because I was planning to release an album next year." Kelly was set to marry Roy Williams of the Dallas Cowboys last year, but called off the wedding. She has not said who fathered of the child.

New Couple alert!!

2006-07-25T09:44:00.000-05:00

Dave who?? Carmen Electra has moved on!! According to Page Six, she was seen at a Gnarls Barkley concert in Hollywood with Jamie Foxx. Witnesses say that they entered the joint together and stuck by each other's side all night.A source said: "Jamie's arm was around Carmen more than once and whispers were exchanged several times. No one saw them kissing, but they left together out the back. It seemed like they were out on a date."

Becks, you can't wear those!!

2006-07-24T14:16:00.000-05:00

When you're trying to knock up the missus!! Speedos restrict your, uh, swimmers. I'm not complaining, as David Beckham is one of a select few who could wear a Speedo and I wouldn't laugh, in fact it's more than just not laughing, it may be lusting...Sigh...how can someone look so good in a white Speedo?? Please! Becks, still on vacation in the Mediterranean, and giving us something to drool over!!

He's not just a musical social climber...

2006-07-24T14:07:00.000-05:00

He's a mountaineer! Remember, Singer Ryan Cabrera used to date Ashlee Simpson, but has revently moved on to aspiring model Riley Keough. Who is Riley you ask? Why Lisa Marie Presley's daughter--yep Elvis's granddaughter...you can get more credible that that. It seems like Riley is pretty protective of her beau...Ryan had his his 24th birthday party at New York’s Plumm Wednesday. Page Six reports that when another model at the party playfully grabbed the wool cap off Cabrera’s head and ran away with it, Keough took off in pursuit, tackling the model and reclaiming her man’s hat.

Miss Universe drops!

2006-07-24T13:05:00.000-05:00

Forty minutes after being crowned Miss Universe, Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza fainted onstage during the post-pageant news conference in L.A. Sunday night, Reuters reports. She was rushed off the Shrine Auditorium stage while the conference organizer called for help. “Is there a nurse in the house? Can a nurse come to the stage?” the announcer asked. “She’s OK. She’s fine,” pageant representative Lark Anton told Reuters. “She got dizzy. Its very hot up here. Her dress is tight - as you could see it was beaded and heavy. She passed out.”--What? That dress is heavy? It's a bunch of sparkly dental floss... Anton said 18 year-old Mendoza “had plenty to eat” that day, putting anorexia theories to rest. Oh yeah, I can see that she always has "plenty to eat." She's quite the strapping farm girl, big eater for sure...sorry, that's my jealousy talking. Maybe she does eat and she's preggo, that would make a scandal!! She is hot, though.

Brad loves this outfit!

2006-07-24T12:57:00.000-05:00

Back in his usual uniform of jeans and a gray tshirt, Brad Pitt takes a break during a Santa Monica motorcycle ride Friday. It's back to work this week for the actor, who begins filming Ocean's Thirteen, and not a moment too soon. I love those movies!

Lollipop kid...

2006-07-24T10:24:00.000-05:00

She was looking better, but this picture shows how teeny-tiny Mary Kate Olsen really is. A little lollipop kid.

I was never one for bathroom humor...

2006-07-23T11:31:00.000-05:00

And Ashlee Simpson's shirt makes me sick. Why would her mama let her out of the house wearing it? Hate it!!

Love it or hate it?

2006-07-23T11:29:00.000-05:00

Vince Vaughn's new look...hmmm....can't decide what I think about it.

Chelsy and Harry to Shaggs it....

2006-07-23T11:25:00.000-05:00

Prince Harry has hired a love nest in the small town of Shaggs for him and girlfriend Chelsy Davy. The Sun reports that Harry is apparently being ragged mercilessly by his fellow soldiers about the name of the town. One of his colleagues at the Bovinton army camp said: "Harry is sticking to his guns that he wasn't aware of the place's name before he decided to hire the small house. He is, however, now seeing the funny side." Davy has been in England since the University of Cape Town, where she studies, closed for the winter break. She watched along with Prince William's girlfriend, Kate Middleton, how the two princes played polo last weekend. Women are not allowed at the army base and that's why Harry found a place near the camp where he and Davy could spend time together. Apart from Davies, Harry apparently also kissed at least three other women while Davy was studying in Cape Town. She, however, hasn't given any indication that the exposes have upset her since she arrived in England and photographs of her laughing while watching Harry playing polo were published in the tabloids.
A friend however told the Daily Mail: "She's furious. The new woman has upset her all over again. She's warned Harry that enough is enough."

Christina promotes album

2006-07-23T11:21:00.000-05:00

in London for a VIP crowd. She's is sexing it up these days. Long gone are the chaps and underwear, but the sexy sailor suit and see-through dress are nice replacements. She can definitely work it.

Liz tying the knot with Arun, finally!!

2006-07-23T11:13:00.000-05:00

ACTRESS Liz Hurley is to wed lover Arun Nayer in September, British newspapers The Sun and The Mirror are reporting.Liz, Hugh Grant's ex and Estee Lauder beauty has chosen the exclusive Barnsley House Hotel in the Cotswolds. The mid-September date, which ends years of speculation, has been being kept a closely guarded secret. But insiders say “a big function” is planned with celebrity guests from the worlds of showbiz, film and fashion. Expect best friends Donatella Versace, Sir Elton John, Hugh Grant, and the Beckhams-/Victoria will likely be a bridesmaid. One source said yesterday: “A sizeable deposit has already been paid and the entire hotel has been fully booked for most of a week by one party.” Liz and millionaire Arun, 42, started dating in 2003 after she split from movie producer Steve Bing, father of her son Damian, four. OH just imagine what she will wear!

Kylie's back!!

2006-07-23T11:10:00.000-05:00

KYLIE MINOGUE the pint-sized pop singer who has successfully battled breast cancer is back on tour. Her UK concert and Wembley Arena went on sale yesterday and tickets were gone in 6 minutes. The traffic was so heavy it crashed the website and organisers TWICE had to lay on extra dates. When frantic bosses quickly added extra concerts for January 5 and 6, demand was so manic the Wembley computer temporarily packed up. But the new tickets were soon sold out – and when January 8 and 9 dates were added they too were snapped up. I'm glad to see things are going so well. I think Kylie's fab and I want her and boyfriend Olivier Martinez to have beautiful children together, soon!!

Maybe they're all swingers...

2006-07-23T10:56:00.000-05:00

Sienna Miller gets a visit in Toronto from beau Jude Law on Wednesday. Dashing rumors that the actress hooked up with costar James Franco while filming Camille. New rumor going around is that Jude has no reason to worry b/c little James swings the other way....yep, Sienna's a beard for him. Hmmm, chew on that one. Whatever the case, this "trendsetting" couple needs some new clothes. Jude is on my worst dressed list!

Bump chic

2006-07-23T10:54:00.000-05:00

Heidi Klum manages to look effortlessly stylish while shopping in Beverly Hills with her bump. She is flawless!

Another little Beckham?

2006-07-23T10:43:00.000-05:00

Posh and Becks are vacationing in the South of France, Marbella, and Italy right now on Roberto Cavalli's 20 million pound yacht....what a life!! They're taking some time away from the kids to try for a little girl!! According to the News of the World, they are trying "non-stop for a baby." . A source told the News of the World: "They've had their problems in the past but they're all gone. It's as if they're on their honeymoon again. They just can't stop touching and kissing each other.David has told us he can't wait to be a father again and another child, especially a daughter, would complete the family." One said: "David couldn't keep his eyes or his hands off Posh. They were in the restaurant for five hours and kept kissing in between courses. They didn't care who saw them."

Nicole needs to get with it...

2006-07-20T14:25:00.000-05:00

She needs to decide what she wants to do with herself. Are she and DJAM together or apart? Here they are, together in L.A. on Tuesday... maybe he was just checking on her because he has been worried about her. According to Life & Style magazine, Nicole shopped until she dropped July 15th. In Kitson Nicole, “She was looking through a rack of clothes when she suddenly fainted and hit the floor,” an “eyewitness” told the mag. “The staff helped her to a chair and offered her something to eat. She shot back, ‘No!’ and mumbled something about it being ‘so hot.’” Although Richie turned away food, she did accept a glass of water, reports the mag, and after about 20 minutes “was steady enough to leave.” Richie’s rep couldn’t be reached for comment. Someone help that girl!!

Poor Jordan...

2006-07-20T13:56:00.000-05:00

Our fave British glamor girl has miscarried. According to The Sun, Jordan was said to have been “over the moon” at being pregnant but had kept it a secret. She is now recovering at her East Sussex home with pop star hubby Peter Andre and kids Junior, one, and Harvey, four. A pal of the couple said: “It’s impossible to describe how upset they both are. “They wanted to keep the whole thing secret and hoped no one would find out.“She was only a few weeks into the pregnancy — but hadn’t had her three-month scan, so told only a handful of people." We wish her well so that she can go out and slut it up again for us soon.

Ashlee's pj party...

2006-07-20T13:49:00.000-05:00

Ashlee Simpson, looking more and more like Jessica every day and super, super skinny--practically emaciated and scary looking, hosts the world's larget pajama party in NYC. The party was to celebrate the launch of Victoria's Secret Pink lounge. Ick, anyway, in other Ashlee news...
She's been busy today as she has put her house on the market less than a year after settling into the $6 million digs. The place has 1300 square feet of closet space...Woah...she's moving to the beach.

A Duff Debut

2006-07-19T22:28:00.000-05:00

Haylie Duff gets a hug from little sister Hilary in her July 18th Broadway debut. Haylie is all done up for Hairspray, in what I think is a pretty good look for her.

Justin T speaks about Britney...

2006-07-19T22:22:00.000-05:00

In an interview with GQ Magazine, Justin gets all down and dirty about first love Britney Spears. "I was in love with her from the start. I was infatuated with her from the moment I saw her." No longer, though, because JT says that romance is a "a distant thing," but he hasn't forgotten the sting of their breakup, which happened when he was 21. "When we initially parted ways I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn't," he tells the magazine. "Which is fine. But at that time, you know, I fought back." Timberlake penned a hit song, Cry Me a River, in which he lashed out at Spears. "I used my mind," he says. "I came up with a song." Despite rumors that Timberlake once advised Spears to dump husband Kevin Federline, he says he and his ex no longer speak. But he acknowledges that Spears, who recently described herself as "an emotional wreck," has had some tough times recently. "I wish her well, and I want to see her win," he says. "I don't think you can ever count somebody like her out. Because she may appear one way, but she's very clever."

Could she be knocked up?

2006-07-19T22:19:00.000-05:00

According to Life & Style Mag, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are preggo.

The actress, 33, blurted out the happy news during a recent shopping trip to chic West Hollywood maternity store Petit Tresor, according to an insider. Tori’s rep could not immediately comment. “Tori looks about four months pregnant and has been looking at big items like cribs and changing tables,” the insider told Life & Style, adding that Tori was checking out furniture and clothing for a boy and a girl. “Tori told me that when she finds out the sex of the baby, she’ll order appropriately, but right now she’s picking out for both genders,” the insider says. “She bought several baby items — layettes, blankets, onesies. Tori said she’s a bit upset having to go through all that's happening in her life now with a baby on the way.”

Jessica Simpson's A Public Affair...

2006-07-19T22:14:00.000-05:00

What do y'all think of the video? I caught it last night after Cheynne on MTV...yes, I'm admitting to watching Cheynne and the Hills, I'm not ashamed. I either love it or hate it....Click here to check it out.

That's not KFed. brother Brian, of Perry the Manny

2006-07-19T13:49:00.000-05:00

So who is Mr. Stroller? Brit, dropped on the head SPSF, and mystery dude out for a walk.

Another look...

2006-07-19T13:44:00.000-05:00

T-Rex arms? What do y'all think. I say no, but every once in a while they do look freakishly short!

How convenient for them...

2006-07-19T13:41:00.000-05:00

Czech-born Petra Nemcova shows cutie boytoy James Blunt around her motherland. James' final summer concert was in Prague Tuesday evening. SGG was too lucky to see him this spring in a small venue. Great show!

What would Elise do to Matthew?

2006-07-19T10:42:00.000-05:00

If he was in my yoga class? Elise, you would attack him!! Matthew McConaughey up dogs and stretches on a beach in Malibu. I wonder if he could stand up to my power class? I don't think he has freakishly short arms like everyone else says...

Only Keria could wear...

2006-07-18T15:12:00.000-05:00

a pink pillowcase and still look ravishing....After lunching at Julie's Restaurant & Bar with boyfriend Rupert Friend in London, Keria looked effortlessly cool returning home.

Pammy's tying the knot...

2006-07-18T15:02:00.000-05:00

Pamela Anderson is getting hitched, see, everyone isn't breaking up in Tinseltown. Although her official statment didn't say who she was marrying, she's been back with flame Kid Rock. Howard Stern supposedly mentioned it on his show this morning. Rumos has it that the couple plan to tie the knot on July 29, on a yacht near Saint-Tropez, where they recently celebrated Anderson's 39th birthday. "Yes. I'm finally getting remarried...it's been a whirlwind...I'm moving on...I feel like I'm finally free....I'm in love. I'm happy....I see the light...sounds dramatic but it's true....." I give it 9 months.

OH my gosh...

2006-07-17T22:08:00.000-05:00

The Carmen/Dave split gets worse!! An insider tells Life & Style Weekly that Dave Navarro is practically living with his girlfriend of five months, socialite Sarah Howard, even though he and his soon to be ex-wife, Carmen Electra, continued to pretend to be together at public outings."Carmen is so focused on her career, she doesn't even care. Dave told Sarah it's totally over between him and Carmen. Everybody knows about Dave and Sarah now," she says. No one is hotter than Carmen, I am devastated!!

Another MTV couple calls it quits....

2006-07-17T22:02:00.000-05:00

Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have separated or "amicably separating," says rep Jill Fritzo. They married on Nov. 22, 2003 in a wedding documented on the 2004 MTV reality show 'Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave. Rumors of trouble had circulated for months, the couple always insisted they were fine. In April Carmen was quoted as,"We're fine! I'm not saying we have the perfect marriage or that we're the perfect couple, but we're pretty damn good." If there were trouble, she added, "I wouldn't have my ring on. I would not walk around and pretend." Can't y'all just pretend a little? I loved them!!

Meet Princess Beatrice...

2006-07-17T16:14:00.000-05:00

Daughter of Fergie and Prince Andrew, cousin of Wills and Harry, and granddaughter of Queen Liz, this little lady is 5th in line to the throne and growing into a cutie. Saturday night she celebrated an early 18th birthday with guests including Elton John, Kelly Osbourne, Elle Macpherson, and of course, her famous family. They wore Victorian costumes for the masked ball and dinner--the theme was 1888 because Beatrice was born at an unusual moment: 8.18pm on 8/8/1988. Aren't those royals clever??

The Saturday night event continued the Queen's tradition of giving her grandchildren a party to mark their entry into adulthood. Beatrice had hoped the party would heal the rift between her mother and grandfather, but her wish was not granted as the Liz and Philip didn't attend. The palace declined to say who was paying for the revelries, which continued into the small hours. The total cost of the party was expected to be about $980,000. "None of this is being funded by taxpayers," a palace spokesman said. Now that she's street legal in the UK, expect her to join Wills and Harry on their merry hell raising around town!

It's as close as you'll get to a shot of Suri

2006-07-17T15:58:00.000-05:00

Here is a stroller photographed at Tom Cruise's Telluride abode. I finally found this close up of it...Just a stroller, though, no Suri, of course. Katie has been taking long walks around the house. Long, bewildered, "how can I escape" walks. I demand to see Suri, it's been 90 days and 16 hours she she was "born" and I want some proof of life!!

Canadian love...

2006-07-17T15:22:00.000-05:00

Details on Avril's wedding day. Said Avril, "I'm used to going on stage and stuff but this was totally different. It was more exciting. It was the biggest moment of my life." Regarding her custom-made ivory Vera Wang gown, Lavigne said, "I had my mom, my sister and my grandma come in and help me put my dress on. I wanted it to be very traditional." Avril’s bridesmaids also wore Vera Wang dresses. Theirs were petal pink crepe chiffon gowns, Canada.com reports. Lavigne carried a bouquet of white roses that her sister Michelle, 18, later caught.

Avril arrived to the wedding a la Nicole Kidman in a Rolls Royce with curtains in the window. The guests came in SUVs and grey stretch limousines. There were no celebrities in attendance except for Whibley’s Sum 41 bandmates. The ceremony was brief and was followed by a sit-down dinner in tents scattered with red roses. For the reception, Lavigne changed into another ivory strapless Vera Wang dress. Guests were shuttled to the wedding in grey stretch limousines and SUVs. Once the brief ceremony was over, they enjoyed cocktails while Lavigne changed into a Vera Wang ivory strapless draped Chantilly lace gown. Awww, sweet. How long will this last?

Sienna's not whoring around...

2006-07-17T15:17:00.000-05:00

Sienna's people are talking about her alleged romance with James Franco..."The pictures of Sienna were of her doing a scene at Niagara Falls with James. There were about a thousand people around them and it was a sad scene, the last scene of the movie," her rep, Ciara Parkes,told PEOPLE, referring to photos of the couple seen laughing together. "They are just joking about during takes." So let's get this straight...they are not an item. Sienna and Jude seem to still be together, in their very volatile, unhealthy relationship. "Sienna and Jude are still very much an item," says a close friend of Miller's. "Just because they are working in different locations doesn't mean they've split up."

Posh and Becks Jr.

2006-07-17T11:05:00.000-05:00

Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole tied the knot Friday and celebrated the wedding on Saturday in the UK. Can't wait for the pics to come out in OK!, which bought the wedding story for 1.2 million pounds. I have loved them forever!! Posh and Becks sent their best wishes, but did not attend the due to conflicts. I love this couple, love them!

Bump watch is on...

2006-07-17T11:02:00.000-05:00

Maggie Gyllenhall out with her bump in NYC. Cute preggo fashion!

Brad on parenthood

2006-07-17T10:56:00.000-05:00

During his visit to New Orleans on Thursday, Brad Pitt surveys the hurricane-ravaged Lower Ninth Ward. Is that the only outfit he brought with him?

In an interview on the Today show that aired this morning, Brad talked about parenthood. "It really changes your perspective on the world. You know, I've had my day. I made some films, and I've really had a very fortunate life, and it's time for me to share that a little bit."

Having children, he says, "completely changes your perspective and certainly takes the focus off yourself, which I'm really grateful for." Chuckling, he added: "I'm so tired of thinking about myself. I'm sick of myself." Of parenting, he says: "You feel you want to be there and not miss out on anything. It's a true joy (and) a very profound love. You can write a book, you can make a movie, you can paint a painting, but having kids is the most extraordinary thing I've ever taken on."

And of Shiloh, he revealed: "Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment."

You knew it was bound to happen...

2006-07-17T10:38:00.000-05:00

Nick Lachey andVanessa Minnillo make the scene at Hollywood hot spot Hyde on Friday. Unfortunately for all, Jessica Simpson was also at the same club with hairstylist pal Ken Paves. Oops!! They are a cute couple!